I'm Justin. I'm currently in college at Michigan State majoring in Zoology. This blog is my mind vomit.

 

tupacabra:

babies cry because they know how much debt they’re going to be in once they graduate from college

purpleblimp:

“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”

woah

really

are you serious

wow i

i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul

blooketchup:

autumnalequinox:

Axolotls have the unique ability to regenerate most body parts. In a period of months, they can grow entire new limbs and even portions of the brain and spine.

they also have the ability to make cute little smiley faces and be completely adorable

I have one of these… He’s fantastic

My current job is caring for these cute little fuckers 

(Source: devoureth)

You know what the great thing about rejection is, is that it doesn’t matter how many times you get rejected, all that needs to happen is for one person to tell you yes and then everybody else can go fuck themselves.

Chelsea Handler (Chelsea Lately)

(Source: katamazing)